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[fates_jaye]

"-just stop SINGING!

Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.

BEEP.

Comments

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

Saw your notice. Have no desire to be a part of the idiot sheep flock. Will attend dance with you.

[fates_jaye]

*calls back*

Okay, fine. But if you show up in like an ice blue tux or ruffles anywhere, I'll be forced to ditch you.

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

[OOC: How would I contact you for plotty goodness, re: Homecoming?]

[fates_jaye]

(OOC: E-mail's best. trickstergoddess@gmail.com.)

[sooo_cute]

Hi, it's Quinn. Your dress is here. Let the installment plan begin!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Jaye? It's Rory Gilmore. I don't think we've actually met, but I'm organizing a lot of the stuff for Parents' Weekend, and I'm contacting everyone who indicated that their visitor was going to have any special needs...even the ones who were being sarcastic.

Um, so you say that your sister will be needing cigarettes. I'm fairly certain we can provide those, if neccessary. Is there anything else that she'll need? Give me a call back at 445-6673 when you get the chance, all right? Take care."

[lane-drums.livejournal.com]

"Hi Jaye? It's Lane. I decided I was far too lazy to get up and look for your room when my cell phone was sitting right next to me.

Anyway, Rory's Birthday Party is tomorrow, and I was hoping you could help me decorate the diner. I've got a box of really tacky streamers and a few noisemakers in my room, but I have some party funds and we can go shopping at the Emporium tomorrow if you have ideas for a cooler theme or whatever.

Thoughts?"

[fates_jaye]

"It's not a party without everyone wearing embarrassing hats. That's a gimme. I have none, but I am willing to shell out for them. As long as I don't have to wear one.

Oh my God, a theme? Um. I don't know Rory too well which one's Rory again?. What is she into?"

[theatermark.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Jaye? It's Mark Cohen from the theater. I got an offer I couldn't refuse, so I'm selling out and leaving town. The new owners seem like they'll be way more into it than I was.

You need to call this dude Crow abotu your job. His number is 555-3345 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/crowt_robot/339.html). I don't know what they're doing with hours or whatever, but they told me you guys would all have jobs.

I'll be around until Wednesday if you wanna talk."

[thanksforsharon.livejournal.com]

"Jaye, this is Sharon. I'm about a half hour out. It's like this town is in some kind of vortex, I swear it's impossible to find. This isn't going to be like Brigadoon, is it? Please tell me no one is going to sing 'I'll Go Home With Bonnie Jean.' Anyway, I'll call you when I get to the, uh...high school. I hope you're happy."

[fates_jaye]

*calls back*

"Hey, where the hell are you? I'm at the snack table and I'm bored, and there are some weird people here. Drive faster.

Oh, and about Brigadoon? It hasn't happened yet, but there's always a possibility."

[sooo_cute]

"Hi, Jane, right? This is Quinn, I helped you out with homecoming? Anyway, I was wondering if you happened to see me around with a businesswoman and a freaked-out guy and a scary-looking girl-thing this weekend, if you could just stop and say hi and then run away before they can actually talk to you. Thanks, bye!"

[joel_sol]

"Hey, Jaye- ooh, that rhymes- this is Joel from the theater. There's going to be a staff meeting tomorrow at 10:30, so we can get everything squared away. See you there."

[mycanonhatesme]

[OOC: Hi! Question for you - would you be willing to have Chloe write about you for her final project for Journalism? She needs to write about someone she doesn't know, and who hasn't done any sort of interview for the paper before. They have Biology together, and Chloe lives with Veronica, so I figure she would at least know Jaye exists. *g* If you don't want Chloe to talk to Jaye, that's totally cool. I'm just officially searching right now. *g*]

[fates_jaye]

(No, go for it! Actually, this could be fun. I'm going to work soon, but will be available any time after 4 PST.)

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

"Jaye, it's Veronica. I got your message and yes, you could say the recorder thing paid off. Listen... it's probably best if you don't mention your involvement, I wouldn't want to make you a target. And I'll keep your name out of it when I go to the dean. Thanks for your help, if it hadn't been for your dream, I wouldn't have figured it out."

[fates_jaye]

"Anytime. And trust me: when a homicidal vampire gets loose, I'm saying nothing to no one."

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"Ms. Tyler. Please see me in the theater on Monday."

[fates_jaye]

*gulp*

[autolycus-kot.livejournal.com]

Jaye, kid, this is Professor Autolycus.

Basically the TA helps keep track of attendance, runs class if I'm unable to, particpates in general acts of mayhem, that kind of thing. You'd also get extra credit.

I've already got someone lined up for History of Art, but Studio's still open if you want it.

[fates_jaye]

Extra credit? And mayhem? I'm in. Thanks, Professor Car!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*In a very schmoopy voice*

Hey... It's Marty. I know things have been weird between us lately, but I want to make it up to you. I thought we could just get some take out, snuggle... maybe make out like two ferrets in heat. *snickers*

My place? 10:00? 10:30ish?

Love ya...

*wet sounding kiss*

Stupid phone system, omg.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

"Hey, it's me. I know you must be around here somewhere swamped by class sign-ups, but if you have a free moment, why don't you stop by the Sociology offices? I thought you might be interested in a private seminar, and I know just how seriously you take education.

Bring the skirt."

Whee, phones are messed up.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

(Rory's voice is soft, and her tone is intimate. She's obviously speaking to someone she cares about. Yes, in THAT way.)

"Hey. I just wanted to check and make sure that you're okay. After, y'know...last night and all. I wish we'd gotten to talk a little more, but...yeah.

Give me a call back. Or, um, come help me move later. I could certainly use someone with skills like yours and all. And I know I'd love to see you. Um, bye."

Crowley's Phone Tampering at Work!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You know about ferret sex? I had no idea. This is too good to pass up telling the pirate at the radio station!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

From here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/leeadama/2120.html?thread=1209672)

"OMG EW. YOU ARE DISGUSTING!"

[Phone Madness!]

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"Lee Adama is having a naked slumber party tonight and anyone who likes is invited. Room 216, bring a pillow for the big fight!"

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

[in response to this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/msgilmoredanes/1495.html?thread=41687#t41687)]

"I'd suggest if you have a problem that requires police attention, you actually CALL the police, and not a pregnant lady who is being denied caffeine and certainly does not need extra stress!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/]

I think you may have gotten a wrong number, Professor. I certainly haven't been making prank calls, I assure you, and I certainly don't appreciate your rude tone.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Vala? Sam. I, er, got your message. You weren't talking about my Jack O'Neill, were you? Because I never thought you were the kind of girl to cheat on Cameron, let alone use a friend's boyfriend to do it. Call me back."

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Outside Jaye's door is a box.

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There is no note but a reciept that reads:

Jak Oneil
Fandim hi
Room 239,240

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Jaye? It's Cordy. Of course I have a few things to say on how Angel doesn't suck. Unless you mean blood...because then it's yes...but only pig's blood!

Um. Anyway. Yeah. I'll catch up with you soon?

[fates_jaye]

Yeah, I'll be making the rounds tonight, so I'll catch up with you somehow. Thanks!

[chasingangela]

"Jaye? Angela. Is it actually possible to smear Marty?

...don't answer that. Anyhow, sure, anything to help, I guess. I should be in the library this afternoon if you wanna stop in and talk, or I could brave the cafeteria. Whatever."

[fates_jaye]

I can brave the library. See you there.