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[fates_jaye]

"-just stop SINGING!

Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.

BEEP.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Jaye? It's Rory Gilmore. I don't think we've actually met, but I'm organizing a lot of the stuff for Parents' Weekend, and I'm contacting everyone who indicated that their visitor was going to have any special needs...even the ones who were being sarcastic.

Um, so you say that your sister will be needing cigarettes. I'm fairly certain we can provide those, if neccessary. Is there anything else that she'll need? Give me a call back at 445-6673 when you get the chance, all right? Take care."