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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote2012-01-15 01:45 pm
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28 Sphinx- Sunday afternoon

Jaye was back with her NPC realtor today to look at her third house. So they walked in, with the realtor talking abut the ceilings and the year of the house and whether or not she'd be able to rent out a room to help with the mortgage.

"I like it," Jaye was saying. "The paint color's all wrong, though. That'll be the first thing to go. Also, that wall..."
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[identity profile] emoclops.livejournal.com 2012-01-15 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Scott had a rough day yesterday, what with the failed assignment and the being choked out and left on a hill somewhere.

So imagine his surprise today when he walked downstairs to see people inside his house. "Can I help you?" he asked.
fates_jaye: (*stares at you*)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2012-01-15 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Jaye looked to the realtor. "Does he come with the house?"

[identity profile] emoclops.livejournal.com 2012-01-15 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Technically, yes, I do. Because it's my house," Scott said, folding his arms in annoyance.
fates_jaye: (eep?)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2012-01-15 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ummmm, I didn't think the owner was supposed to be here...." Jaye singsonged in a hushed voice to the realtor. "Awkward..."

[identity profile] emoclops.livejournal.com 2012-01-15 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I get it," Scott said. "You're a house hoarder, aren't you? You just want to collect as many as you can. Let's talk about that."
fates_jaye: (um.)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2012-01-15 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
And this was why the owners were always gone. "Uh, I really only need one..."

[identity profile] emoclops.livejournal.com 2012-01-15 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, that's true. But then why do you think you actually go after so many?" Scott said. "Remember, we can't change this behavior until we really tackle the issues behind it."
fates_jaye: (don't like you right now)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2012-01-15 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I'm choosing from three. I don't think there are any issues?" she tried. "Look, I just wanna see your house."

[identity profile] emoclops.livejournal.com 2012-01-15 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's how it starts, doesn't it? You just want to see the house. And then in your mind, it's already yours," Scott said. "Isn't that true?"
fates_jaye: (serious n stuff)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2012-01-15 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"If I pick it, yeah," Jaye said. "That's how the show works. Is this going to be edited out? Can we edit this out?"

[identity profile] emoclops.livejournal.com 2012-01-15 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can edit it out of the show, but the only way to edit it out of your life is to confront your problems," Scott explained.
fates_jaye: (glare)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2012-01-15 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay," Jaye said.

And then walked over to try and put him in a sleeper hold.

WHAT. SHE WANTED TO SEE THE HOUSE.

[identity profile] emoclops.livejournal.com 2012-01-15 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not again!" Scott called out with the last of the air he was able to get out. "Not a--"

Shortly afterwards, he was out cold. Again.
fates_jaye: (pleased)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2012-01-15 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
When Jaye was sure he was out, she dropped him. "Right," she said cheerfully. "Let's see the rest of the place!"
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