28 Sphinx- Sunday afternoon

[fates_jaye]

Jaye was back with her NPC realtor today to look at her third house. So they walked in, with the realtor talking abut the ceilings and the year of the house and whether or not she'd be able to rent out a room to help with the mortgage.

"I like it," Jaye was saying. "The paint color's all wrong, though. That'll be the first thing to go. Also, that wall..."

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[fates_jaye]

"Ummmm, I didn't think the owner was supposed to be here...." Jaye singsonged in a hushed voice to the realtor. "Awkward..."

[emoclops.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I get it," Scott said. "You're a house hoarder, aren't you? You just want to collect as many as you can. Let's talk about that."

[fates_jaye]

And this was why the owners were always gone. "Uh, I really only need one..."

[emoclops.livejournal.com]

"Yes, that's true. But then why do you think you actually go after so many?" Scott said. "Remember, we can't change this behavior until we really tackle the issues behind it."

[fates_jaye]

"Well, I'm choosing from three. I don't think there are any issues?" she tried. "Look, I just wanna see your house."

[emoclops.livejournal.com]

"That's how it starts, doesn't it? You just want to see the house. And then in your mind, it's already yours," Scott said. "Isn't that true?"

[fates_jaye]

"If I pick it, yeah," Jaye said. "That's how the show works. Is this going to be edited out? Can we edit this out?"

[emoclops.livejournal.com]

"You can edit it out of the show, but the only way to edit it out of your life is to confront your problems," Scott explained.

[fates_jaye]

"Okay," Jaye said.

And then walked over to try and put him in a sleeper hold.

WHAT. SHE WANTED TO SEE THE HOUSE.

[emoclops.livejournal.com]

"Not again!" Scott called out with the last of the air he was able to get out. "Not a--"

Shortly afterwards, he was out cold. Again.

[fates_jaye]

When Jaye was sure he was out, she dropped him. "Right," she said cheerfully. "Let's see the rest of the place!"