Room 417, Monday night

[fates_jaye]

Jaye's happy enough to have her toaster back. Even if it does have a face. It's on her desk, nice and silent, while she doodles a plan for world domination in her notebook.

No, seriously. She can doodle. It's not like she's gonna do anything about it. It's just a plan for world domination through slacking anyway.


[Door's open!]

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[fates_jaye]

She shrugs. "Dunno. Who said I have to grow up?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Um, society."

[fates_jaye]

"Eh," she says. "Society says a lotta stuff."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Okay, so no idea?" Rory asked. "Okay, who would you say is your best friend?"

[fates_jaye]

"My friend Mahandra," she says immediately. "She's a good balance to the crazy family."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Ah, so she doesn't talk to your purse?" Rory asked.

[fates_jaye]

"...No," says Jaye. "She would tell you I don't talk to my purse. Don't make me get the phone."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I'm good. So," she leaned forward with her elbows on her knees, "what makes you special?"

[fates_jaye]

"I'm not special," Jaye answers evenly.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Everyone is special. We are all snowflakes."

[fates_jaye]

"I'm not a snowflake. Sorry. Maybe I'm like, evaporated water instead."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"No, and if you don't give me somethinng to work with, I'll make something up."

[fates_jaye]

"...I have a talking toaster."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"That works!" Rory tilted her head. "So. If it was the end of the world, and you had to repopulate with someone here, who would it be?"

[fates_jaye]

Jaye stares at her.

"Did you really just ask that of the girl who's had two breakups since Fe- Oh my god, Hot Mountie hands down."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Aha, I knew it!" Rory said triumphantly. "Okay, best answer ever. Um, what would you name your offspring?"

[fates_jaye]

Jaye so has no clue. "Um... Steve, Bob and Anastasia?" she shrugs. "Let me focus on the fun part of repopulation."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Would you make him wear his hat?" Rory asked, waggling her brows.

[fates_jaye]

"If he was so inclined," says Jaye.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory tilted her head thoughtfully and really, really, really wanted to ask something about Archie.

"So," she said, being kind, "do you have any words of wisdom for my readers?"

[fates_jaye]

Jaye thinks. "Not really."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Are you sure? Nothing you want to tell people?" Rory asked.

[fates_jaye]

"I don't talk to my purse."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I'll add that, then," Rory said, rolling her eyes. "But your toaster talks."

[fates_jaye]

"You ask interesting questions," the toaster tells her.