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[fates_jaye]

"-just stop SINGING!

Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.

BEEP.

Comments

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"...Nice message, Jaye. If that's your idea of phone sex, I think I might pass, but I'm up for traumatizing the neighbors anytime. As long as it doesn't end with glue in my pants, anyway."