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Sep. 14th, 2005 09:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fates_jaye"-just stop SINGING!
Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.
BEEP.
Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.
BEEP.
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Date: 2013-05-17 03:33 pm (UTC)"I don't know why you should be thanking me for lack of vomit either, unless this is about my plumbing again. In which case really, what the fuck? Is there a squirrel hiding in my toilet or something?
Great. Now I'm gonna be paranoid all day. Well, if there is, tell it I hope it got bonked on the head when my phone fell in yesterday. It could've at least helped me fish the damn thing out before it got half fried."