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[fates_jaye]

"-just stop SINGING!

Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.

BEEP.

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty's Voice: "Excuse me, are you familiar with the show, Crime and Punishment? There's this noise that that they use for the transition sequence. How would you describe that noise?"

Slavic Voice #1: "Doink. Doink."

Slavic Voice #2: "Chung! Chung!"

Slavic Voice #1: "Doink! Doink!"

Slavic Voice #2: "Chung! Chung!"

Slavic Voice #1: "Doink! Doink!"

Slavic Voice #2: "Chung! Chung!"

Slavic Voice #1: "Doink! Doink!"

Slavic Voice #2: "Chung! Chung!"

Marty's Voice: "My work here is done."

*click*