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[fates_jaye]

"-just stop SINGING!

Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.

BEEP.

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Re: Oh look, Jaye's phone might be ringing.

[fates_jaye]

"Why does California need so many hockey teams?" she asked, curious. "I mean, California."

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"I know! They don't even have a real winter! Maybe we should protest that California shouldn't have hockey teams."

Re: Oh look, Jaye's phone might be ringing.

[fates_jaye]

"I'd be okay with that. It would make the traffic around here easier. For like a day. Until they put something else in the stadium."

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Like a skeeball tournament?"

Re: Oh look, Jaye's phone might be ringing.

[fates_jaye]

"I don't know if they have those," she said thoughtfully. "At least not outside of Chuck E. Cheese."

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Turn the stadium into a giant Chuck E. Cheese?"

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[fates_jaye]

"Or cram a ton of hardcore skeeball players and fans into a Chuck E. Cheese."

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

He went quiet for a moment. "I could kick your ass at skeeball."

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[fates_jaye]

"...Oh, it's on, bitch," she said. There had to be somewhere around here where she could practice.

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Bring it. You and me. Skeeball championship. Whenever I get my ass out there."

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[fates_jaye]

"Oh, it's already been broughten. Call me before you show, so it can't be like you practiced all beforehand and you leave me totally unprepared."

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"I'll call you from the train when I'm in Kansas or something. If I get swept up by a tornado and end up with munchkins, will you come rescue me?"

Re: Oh look, Jaye's phone might be ringing.

[fates_jaye]

"You would really trust me to rescue you?" she asked.

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"In Oz where everything's crazy and there are flying monkeys? Yes."

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[fates_jaye]

"Okay, good point," she said, considering this. "Sure, I'm in. I'd probably have to be anyway."

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Why would you have to be?"

Re: Oh look, Jaye's phone might be ringing.

[fates_jaye]

"My purse," she explained.

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Does your purse tell you to burn things?"

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[fates_jaye]

"Not yet, but give it time."

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"As long as it's not to burn pancakes. That's cruel and unusual and I may have to steal your purse and give it to Tom Cruise if that happens."