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Sep. 14th, 2005 09:35 pm"-just stop SINGING!
Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.
BEEP.
Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.
BEEP.
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Date: 2007-04-26 04:08 pm (UTC)"This is stupid! You loves me! I loves you! Who cares if touching you will kill me or leave me a vegetables. Vegetables are goods for you! It gives you good eyesight. Especially carrots. MMm. Carrots."
This is followed by the sound of someone passing gas.
"Oh that's just rancid."
*click*