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[fates_jaye]

"-just stop SINGING!

Hi. This is Jaye. Leave a message, and if I actually give a damn about what you have to say to me, I'll return the call. If not, take the hint, loser.

BEEP.

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[fates_jaye]

"Did the last Seahorse party end a different way than I remember? Cuz I'm not so sure she'd happen.

And oh my god you are not allowed to leave me alone with her the whole time! She's more energetic than me!"

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean. I mean, I was diagnosed more fertile than most X5s, so I know it's not anything that couldn't happen here.

Did you want to bring her by or something? You guys could meet mini-me."

[fates_jaye]

"...You couldn't have mentioned this maybe WHEN WE STARTED GOING OUT?

I'm taking them to get toys so they'll shut up, but I can bring Emily by afterwards. Toys included. They may be annoying."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"It's not exactly a good conversation starter; 'Hey, you're hot and I'm full of sperm, wanna come home with me?' See? No.

...You're mean."

[fates_jaye]

"...Point. And hey, I am working on two hours sleep here. Whoosh whoosh noises at 3 am and 'I don't like this bed, it's lumpy!' and I never want to hear the word 'mom' again. I'm going to start calling mine Karen."

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Thankfully the only one I've been hanging out with doesn't call me dad -- but bring this one by whenever and I guess I'll see if being called 'dad' gets annoying really quick or not."

[fates_jaye]

"I will be there. You have no idea how much I will be there."