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[fates_jaye]

Because last night was freaking adorable, Jaye decides it needs to be celebrated.

To: Lorelai Gilmore-Danes <lorelei.gilmore-danes@fandomhigh.net>
From: Jaye Tyler <jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.net>
Subject: Cuteness
Attachments: rory_cuteness.mov


Hi, I hope you remember me. I'm the girl who glittered the diner and begged to be adopted at Rory's birthday. Anyway, I just so happened to come into possession of a priceless video that I thought you, as her mom, would love to have. Enjoy! :)

-Jaye



And because sometimes she's suicidal, she starts a second E-mail.

To: John Crichton <john.crichton@fandomhigh.net>
From: Jaye Tyler <jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.net>
Subject: Because sometimes I'm suicidal
Attachments: aeryn_hat.jpg


NEVER TELL THE SCARY PERSON THAT I GAVE YOU THIS.

-Jaye

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John opens his email, reads the email, opens the attachment and promptly starts laughing so hard his already sore sides hurt more.

He goes to send a reply.

To: Jaye Tyler <jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.net>
From: John Crichton <john.crichton@fandomhigh.net>
Subject: re: Because sometimes I'm suicidal

Anytime you want, dinner's on me. And I promise to keep your secret safe...unless you frisk me again.

-John-

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

Jaye -

Of course I remember you from the party! How come I haven't seen you since then? You should definitely stop by the diner sometime and annoy Luke.

Thanks for the video - do I even *want* to ask why my daughter was coloring and singing like a three year old?

Have a happy new year and hope to see you soon!

Lorelai

[fates_jaye]

Lorelai Professor Can I call you Lorelai? Is that weird?

I've been weird and busy, but will definitely be around more. I should check the glitter levels at the diner. *g*

As for Rory, I blame all strange behavior on gremlin bites. But it was adorable and I might owe her pancakes for it.


-Jaye

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

Please call me Lorelai. It makes me feel old when people call me Ms. Gilmore-Danes or worse Mrs. Gilmore because that makes me think my mother is nearby and that is always a bad thing.

Plus Lorelai is a lot shorter.

I think the diner is low on glitter! Come in with Rory and I'll make Luke give you those pancakes on the house!