Seahorse cabin, alcove A2, Wednesday morning

[fates_jaye]

Waking up not hungover? Much better than what Jaye did yesterday. Of course, she's waking up to her cell phone ringing, which isn't the best way to wake up, either. And she could pick it up, but it's all the way down there in her purse, on the floor, and people just expect too much of her sometimes.

Jaye lets it go to voicemail and tries to curl up to go back to sleep.

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Deciding that they'd waited on this prank long enough, Dean was up early Wednesday morning.

He went to the door of Jaye's alcove and peeked in through a gap in the curtain; she was in there still in bed, the purse on the floor beside her.

Grinning, he crept noislessly into Sammy's alcove and gave his brother the thumbs up.

[likethegun]

Sam smirked as Dean came in. "Everything's all set?" he asked quietly.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean grinned. "The only way it could be any more set is if she was using the purse for a pillow." He pulled out the small transmitter and offered it to Sammy. "You want first words?"

[likethegun]

"Sure, why not?" Sam replied, taking the transmitter and clearing his throat before speaking into it. "Jaye? Jaaaye. Wake up."

[fates_jaye]

Jaye's not completely asleep again, so she answers with a muttered, "Make me."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

They heard the sleepy mutter coming from Jaye's alcove and Dean grinned. He leaned over and took his turn speaking into the transmitter. "Jaye!" he barked, copying his father's 'you better obey me now or else' tone.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye sits up, annoyed, and looks directly at her purse. "WHAT?" she asks. "I'm trying to sleep."

[likethegun]

Sam had to cover his mouth to keep from snickering into the transmitter. "Oh sure, go ahead and sleep on your comfortable bed while I lie here on the floor."

[fates_jaye]

Jaye sighs, gets out of bed, and kicks her purse.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Ow!" Dean exclaimed into the transmitter, fighting back laughter. "Is that any way to treat a fine accessory such as myself?"

[fates_jaye]

Jaye stares at it. "I'm sorry, what?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

It was getting really hard to hold in the laughter but Dean swallowed it as best he could. This was working so much better than he'd hoped -- he'd been sure Jaye would twig to the prank pretty quickly but she actually seemed to be willing to have a conversation with her purse. He wasn't about to dissappoint her.

"I'm abused that's what! You carry me all over the place and just drop me wherever and ignore me when you find something more interesting. And now this! Actually physically attacking me!"

[fates_jaye]

"Like I can ever actually ignore you. Shhhh," she says, and kicks the purse again for good measure.

[likethegun]

"Ow! Stop kicking me!" Sam said in his best sad and emo voice. "Why do you have to be so mean when I only try to help you?"

[fates_jaye]

Blame it on the fact that Jaye's half awake, or that she just automatically fights with the damn animals. "Oh, HA!"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"You really are ungrateful, you know that?" Dean took over in his best scold his little brother voice. "You don't even realise all I do for you. No, you're too busy larking around, drinking booze and having loud disturbing sex!"

[fates_jaye]

Okay, while that suddenly brings to mind the disturbing question of whether or not the animals see that kind of thing, she also doubts they'd actually say it. "Uh huh," she says, picking up her purse and looking inside.

[likethegun]

Sam snickered as Jaye finally picked up the purse. "I can't believe she's still talking to it," he said quietly, away from the transmitter.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"She does have a talking toaster," Dean pointed out in a soft voice. "Maybe she thinks the talking's contagious?"

[likethegun]

"I don't know if that kind of thinking makes sense, even around here," Sam replied, taking another glance towards Jaye's alcove. "Uh oh, I think she's looking in the purse."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean quickly picked up the transmitter and demanded, "Did I say you could look inside?"

[fates_jaye]

In her own alcove, Jaye's searching her purse, finally finding the transmitter in a side pocket. "YOU SUCK!" she calls.

[likethegun]

Sam can see they've pretty much been found out, but he uses the transmitter again anyway. "Uh, no. We completely rule, thank you very much."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean was laughing so hard he almost couldn't speak, but he did manage to add after Sammy, "Just be glad we didn't hide a camera too!"

[fates_jaye]

Jaye drops the purse, walking out of her alcove to see them. "So funny. About died laughing," she says.

[likethegun]

"So you enjoyed it as much as we did then?" Sam asked innocently. "Oh, you should have heard the way you sounded."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"You didn't seriously think we were going to let you get off scott free, did you?" Dean asked, still chortling.

[fates_jaye]

"Are you kidding? I've been checking my clothes for glue since Sunday," she says, glaring.

[likethegun]

"I told you we were getting Alec for the noisy sex and for teasing me. You didn't deserve something quite as harsh. Just really funny."

[fates_jaye]

"And mean," says Jaye, who totally would have been meaner if it was her. Not that she's telling them that.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Nah, Sammy's right. It was really funny," Dean agreed. "Though if I had known ahead of time about that lion, I probably would have tried to bug it instead."

[fates_jaye]

Jaye pauses. "Yeah, um. He's a personal item, very dear to me. There can be no bugging of the lion. Lion-bugging is not to be done."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Well not now," Dean agreed. "All the surprise is gone. Just musing over lost opportunities."

[likethegun]

"You don't seem like the kind of person who can be fooled twice by the same prank, unfortunately," Sam added. "Not that we really need to. Now we're even."

[fates_jaye]

"You still suck," she says, mock-brightly.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"We can live with that," Dean said still grinning.