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Zombies. Giant snakes. Lots of alcohol.

Not much, really.

Lots of alcohol?

Damn. I'm disappointed in myself.

Wait five hours. I'm sure someone will have a "the weekend's almost over" party. Or a "tomorrow we have to clean the library, woe" party.

Hey. You think we can get a clean-up crew together, if we offer them booze?

Zombies = whatever

Free-flowing booze at school = Hell yes

I think it's possible. We just have to dangle the precious, precious alcohol in front of them like a carrot to get anyone to do anything. People are seeming kinda lazy today. I wonder why.

Yeah, one zombie horde, and they all claim exhaustion.

People around here will use any excuse to sleep in.

Excuse me. I have to go get more drugs now. Ow.

No problem. Drugs good.

... I might go back to sleeping in.

You aren't the only one. I leave for two days and I find out that zombies invaded when I was gone? It sort of made me almost thankful I was dealing with my family and not flesh-eating things.

I feel like I should make a comment about not knowing the difference between my family and flesh-eating things, but that would be mean, so I won't.

This whole building smells like wet/burnt dead thing. Ew.

Ha! My family is totally unlike the zombies - they'll just bore me to death. Zombies would eat me or whatever. I just don't know which way I'd prefer to go...

It's gross. What, nobody has any air-freshener or something to spray around?

Maybe your family could bore the zombies into submission?

Hm. Air freshener on top of that new dead zombie smell? *gag*

Or the zombies would eat them. It's like a win-win situation!

*rolls eyes* Right now, anything is better than the zombie smell. Or practically anything.

That's the spirit!

Someone might have perfume, or something. We can turn it into Calvin Klein's Obsession for Zombies...

Hey, you've always got to look on the bright side with families.

Ha! Just the sort of perfume everyone wants to buy. That might be a good idea, though. I'm sure someone around here has perfume.

A lot of kids are still out visiting families. Time for some room-rummaging?

... Do you live for the idea of getting into trouble? Seriously?

You can't get into trouble if you don't get caught.

Actually, I just like being a bad influence. I'm going to go raid something. You can come along if you want...

But when you get caught, you're screwed.

*hesitates, extremely torn between doing the right thing and, well, not* Are you sure we won't get caught?

It would be wrong of me to give you guarantees. But I'm totally giving you guarantees. Are you in?

Ah. No. I think I'll just - stick this one out. Detention is not something I need to add to my schedule.

One of these days I will get you to take a risk or two, you know. And you'll have fun.

It sort of worries me that I believe you. But couldn't you start with something that doesn't involve stealing?

Borrowing. How about vandalism? A little bit of larceny here and there...?

Stealing. And I'm not wanting any vandalism or larceny, either. I like to avoid things that could get me into trouble. ~~I'm terrified enough that Kara Thrace will come after me for my betting pool, I don't want to deal with the principal as well.~~

Fine, stealing. But it would be for the good of the community.

Drawing on a drunk person's face?

Couldn't you just, like, harass someone into giving it to you? Without the stealing?

That I can do. Provided it's not a teacher.

Probably. But it's more fun to snoop.

You did have support from another teacher that time, though. Let's not forget that.

*laughs* That way you have material to tease them about for years afterwards?

Well, it's okay if a teacher says it's okay - or at least I can blame it on him.

See, you get it!

Exactly. You could even call it a school-sanctioned event, in that case.

I get it because everyone knows that's what you do with siblings. You get dirt, you tease and blackmail them about it, and then you hope you can scour your brain if you see something really horrifying.

And that's okay. That's fun! And not illegal.

*grin* I like you.

Okay. So mischievous, but not illegal. I'm guessing not harmful, either.

Thanks. I think. I like you too, when you're not trying to convince me to do anything illegal.

No. Not harmful, either. Not unless they're gremlins or something like that. Mischief I can do, though.

Yeah, okay on the legality bit. I can't really see you being anyone's bitch up in the clink. Okay, we'll stay away from the illegal. Just the general mayhem.

Um, yeah. I mean, no - lets just stick to the general mayhem. Definitely.

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