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[fates_jaye]

I talked to my mother all morning.

Point me in the direction of a place to get really really plastered.

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[fates_jaye]

I'm not dealing with the squid until I'm already drunk. Or maybe I'll start seeing squids everywhere. Depends on what proof the alcohol is.

You know how you're supposed to be one way and your siblings are all perfect and that way, and you're just not that way and have no desire to be that way but no one gets that? Wear earplugs. Or go to a death metal concert the night before.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

It totally get that. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a cafeteria worker because I used to love the chicken patties. My father shot that down, told me to be aeronautical engineer.

Dude, I can't even spell that!

[fates_jaye]

Aeronautics pays more, at least. But I doubt NASA's cafeteria's chicken patties are that good.

Can we have someone magic up some booze or something? I think we both need it.