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[fates_jaye]

Why, yes, I am the most pathetic person in the world, thank you for asking.

My now ex, very EX, best friend Mahandra heard me mention "homecoming dance." Which led to mentions of "date." Which led to my mentions of "Bite me." Which led to mentions of "Triple dog dare you," which led to more mentions of "Bite me, only HARDER," which led to "I quadruple dog dare you."

You can't ignore four dogs, people. You can't

But I'm not showing up without anyone there to make rude comments to, or with, so there we are. Me being pathetic. As if talking animals didn't seal that for me already. And if I'm more pathetic and no one replies, I have to take this to the town. Oh my God. I'm just going to lay in bed and cry.