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Someone sent me flowers.

Okay, FESS UP. Who's up to what? And why was there no jewelry involved?

God, it's like everyone has been getting flowers but me. *rolls eyes*

At this school? I'm kind of expecting them to be poisoned. Or carrying some weird hatchery of vampiric wasps inside of something. *looks at flowers warily*

It totally sucks that you have a point. This place is just so weird it's possible. *eyes the flowers* Do you think the gremlins can send flowers to people?

As long as they have a credit card.

*wide eyes* It might be from the squid.

*Joan blinks* The squid. I completely forget about him! Or from those cockroaches in the kitchen. If they're evil mutant cockroaches. They probably are, since this school is so freaking weird."

*whispers* I heard a rumor about a polar bear in the basement.

*her voices drops* Really? I've heard that there might be some sort of dinosaur thing on the grounds, but nothing about a polar bear.

My parents were insane when they decided to send me to this school.

I hadn't heard about the dinosaur. Maybe I should be taking that self-defense course...

They must show the parents a special brochure sans dinosaurs and polar bears. I'm thinking of changing my last name to Menendez.

I just want a mallet for whack-a-gremlin. I don't know if self defense could really help with a dinosaur, since they're so - big.

Evidently. I know my parents wanted me here because it was normal blah blah good for me blah blah there'd be sane people blah blah. Someone lied to them.

Yeeeeeah... Karate-chopping a T-rex might look amusing, but...

Sane people? Have you seen the psych teacher? Meep.

But it'll just get you eaten in the end? Yeah. Not that the some of the students couldn't do that too...

The psych teacher is freakish.But so are a lot of teachers.

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