Room 417, Thursday afternoon

[fates_jaye]

After class, Jaye finds herself kind of bored. She's caught up on all her shows, Mahandra's still at school, and attempts to call Sharon and bother her are thwarted by that whole thing where she's in court. Though she has tried calling anyway in the hopes that her cell will go off at a critical dramatic moment.

Finally giving up (and also being too lazy to manage a common room), Jaye turns to her laptop, opens a new E-mail, and starts clicking on names.

To: Undisclosed-recipient
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject:

So what's up?


-Jaye

[If I don't have the connection to deal with a CR atm, I will try and bring the interaction to me, dammit. Jaye's kind of indiscriminate in her name-clicking, so if you feel like getting an E-mail, be you a student, townie, alumni, teacher, what have you, go ahead and reply.
Will respond to pings when I get home, or more likely, while sneaking online at work.]

Comments

[the_merriest]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Rikku [rikku@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

HI! Not much! Did you mean to send this to me? 'Cause I don't think I know you and there are a whole bunch of names on it so it might have been a mistake-thing. I don't usually get e-mail.

What's up with you??
-Rikku!

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Dick Casablancas [dick.casablancas@gmail.com]
Subject:

Hey, Radio Chick. There's nothing much going on. My birthday's on Sunday. I know I don't know you but I still think you should get me a present. Brownies are always good.

-Dick

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Annette Hargrove [annette.hargrove@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

Hi, Jaye. Not sure if this was meant to come to me, but I'm making use of it cause you're a smart radio girl.

So, my friend has this, hickey-thing on her neck - yeah, I know - anyhow, any tips or advice on how to get rid of it? Just asking cause she's like bugging me and stuff.

So this is private right?

~Annette

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Charlie Kawalsky [kawalskyiskeen@gmail.com]
Subject: Re:

There's a monster on the roof.

Not really, but pass it on. I want to see how many people go looking for it.

K

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Alanna Trebond [alanna.trebond@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

My cat is attempting to move into the refrigerator. Do you want a cat? Require minimal maintance, and informs you of exactly what he wants and when.

...Are you as bored as I am?

~Alanna.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Wade Wilson [beaarthurisagoddess@gmail.com]
Subject: Re:

Is this code for you want me to whack someone? Because I'm a little rusty on my interweb lingo. LOL is still code for the Lithuanian Officers Liberation Front, right?

Deadpool

[fates_jaye]

To: Rikku [rikku@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

Not much, you know. Same old, same old. Do I know you?

-Jaye

[fates_jaye]

To: Dick Casablancas [dick.casablancas@gmail.com]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject:

Where's my present from Friday then? Slacker.


-Jaye

[fates_jaye]

To: Annette Hargrove [annette.hargrove@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

Totally private. Trust me.

Ordinarily I'd say it's a good thing your friend can still get away with turtlenecks in this weather, or I'm sure Seventeen has a makeup trick or two about that. Or lie and say it was a horrifying accident where a vacuum cleaner came to life and attacked your friend (hey, it's Fandom).

But then again, this is Fandom and people are reported getting dirty on the radio, so I say you should flaunt it. Your friend should. Yep.


-Jaye

[rose-bad-wolf.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Rose Tyler [rose.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject:

I've been hearing about this Obi-Wan bloke from Anakin, in the rating of 1-10 how dishy is Obi-Wan and why do you have his action figure?


--Rose

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Evelyn Carnahan [evelyn.carnahan@fandomhigh.edu]

I'm learning to knife-fight! And kick people!

How are you? I haven't talked to you since Culture class last semester!

Evie

[fates_jaye]

To: Charlie Kawalsky [kawalskyiskeen@gmail.com]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

Done and done.

-Jaye

[fates_jaye]

To: Alanna Trebond [alanna.trebond@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

I try not to keep pets smarter than me.

And yes. Very bored. You'll understand the depths of my boredom when you check your messages.


-Jaye

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Alanna Trebond [alanna.trebond@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

...
...
...

...That's a joke, right?

~Alanna.

[fates_jaye]

To: Wade Wilson [beaarthurisagoddess@gmail.com]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

It is now. Congratulations, you just made up an internet acronym!

Um. You don't actually have to whack anyone. At least not over the net. Ix-nay on the aper trail-ay. Or whatever.

[fates_jaye]

To: Rose Tyler [rose.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject:

10. And I have his action figure because he totally stood me up for prom and it's left me with deep psychological trauma.

Actually, it's because some little chick pointed them out in a store on Coruthingie. He's hot.


-Jaye

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Rory Gilmore [rory.gilmore@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: Re:

I'm sick, bleh. Like, not-just-hungover sick. Speaking of which, did I call you on Monday? If yes, what did I say?

- R

[fates_jaye]

To: Evelyn Carnahan [evelyn.carnahan@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject:

I am good! BORED.

...KNIFE FIGHT?


-Jaye

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu] From: Evelyn Carnahan [evelyn.carnahan@fandomhigh.edu]

Ohh, I am sorry you're bored. Perhaps you could go out for a brisk walk? Or throw a party? Happy late birthday, by the way!

And yes! Irulan is teaching me! We did slashing last week! Well. With wooden blades. But I'll learn how to do it well enough for a real one fairly soon, I think!

- Evie

[fates_jaye]

To: Alanna Trebond [alanna.trebond@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

I would never joke about a thing like that. *cough*


-Jaye

[fates_jaye]

To: Evelyn Carnahan [evelyn.carnahan@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject:

Where's my present.


-J

[rose-bad-wolf.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Rose Tyler [rose.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject:

Stood you up in your dance, did he? Unforgiveable. Maybe you should have taken more picture of him and his supposed mullet Anakin's complaining about. Now I'm really curious to see what he looks like.

--Rose

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

To: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
From: Dick Casablancas [dick.casablancas@gmail.com]
Subject:

It's in the mail. Lost. Yep, got lost in the mail. You should complain to that giant stone woman in the post office.

-Dick

[fates_jaye]

To: Rory Gilmore [rory.gilmore@fandomhigh.edu}
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject: Re:

We became the SIsterhood of Boykissy, or something. You can be Sister Rory.

...Dammit, I should break up with Jarod if I'm gonna be a nun, right? Eh. I'll just be a sucky nun.


-J

[fates_jaye]

To: Dick Casablancas [dick.casablancas@gmail.com]
From: Jaye Tyler [jaye.tyler@fandomhigh.edu]
Subject:

I'm pretty sure I've said cute things about you and Annette on the radio. It would be bad to lie to me about presents omg.


-Jaye