Jaye's room, the Hyperion, late Saturday night

To be honest, Jaye doesn't really care. Honestly, the only reason she even bothered to pick up any of the Barry Plodder books at all was because it was fun to bitch about them in front of fans and watch them lose it.

So ten hours after starting the damn thing, Jaye drops the book she's been reading in bed onto her lap and raises her arms in victory. "Done!!!" she says, with all three exclamation points.

And then begins to realize she forgot to do things like eat today. Oops.


[Establishy cuz I couldn't resist. La.]