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[fates_jaye]

Someone sent me flowers.

Okay, FESS UP. Who's up to what? And why was there no jewelry involved?

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[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

God, it's like everyone has been getting flowers but me. *rolls eyes*

[fates_jaye]

At this school? I'm kind of expecting them to be poisoned. Or carrying some weird hatchery of vampiric wasps inside of something. *looks at flowers warily*

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

It totally sucks that you have a point. This place is just so weird it's possible. *eyes the flowers* Do you think the gremlins can send flowers to people?

[fates_jaye]

As long as they have a credit card.

*wide eyes* It might be from the squid.

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

*Joan blinks* The squid. I completely forget about him! Or from those cockroaches in the kitchen. If they're evil mutant cockroaches. They probably are, since this school is so freaking weird."

[fates_jaye]

*whispers* I heard a rumor about a polar bear in the basement.

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

*her voices drops* Really? I've heard that there might be some sort of dinosaur thing on the grounds, but nothing about a polar bear.

My parents were insane when they decided to send me to this school.

[fates_jaye]

I hadn't heard about the dinosaur. Maybe I should be taking that self-defense course...

They must show the parents a special brochure sans dinosaurs and polar bears. I'm thinking of changing my last name to Menendez.

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

I just want a mallet for whack-a-gremlin. I don't know if self defense could really help with a dinosaur, since they're so - big.

Evidently. I know my parents wanted me here because it was normal blah blah good for me blah blah there'd be sane people blah blah. Someone lied to them.

[fates_jaye]

Yeeeeeah... Karate-chopping a T-rex might look amusing, but...

Sane people? Have you seen the psych teacher? Meep.

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

But it'll just get you eaten in the end? Yeah. Not that the some of the students couldn't do that too...

The psych teacher is freakish.But so are a lot of teachers.